She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
(contributed by Paul)
David I followed your advice and got my blog started again. Thank you. I love your nuns. Didn't suffer at Catholic school but 13 years of it does make you look at life in a wry way. I'm going to look at some of your other blogs. My husband has one - smith-stories.blogspot.com which he has just started. And our daughter heliroche.blogspot.com is doing stuff for mums with kids.
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