Raped by the government

EMPLOYMENT NOTICE for OLD People
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
(Rough language ahead so don't proceed any further for those who cannot tolerate R rated language.)