15 September, 2009

Don't drive while you are frying eggs!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

(contributed by Uki)


  1. Are you a Muslim, you know there is a way to do it properly, both drive and fly eggs. : )

  2. LMAO!

    I'm stealing this one... using it tomorrow morning w/ my wife!

    Great post!


  3. Hi David,
    So good for you to catch up!
    Hope you are still enjoying your life in NZ.
    We are heading back for a short 2 week stint to Aust, mainly Brisbane and Sydney in November after 3 years in Singapore since we moved.
    So looking forward to it.
    Take care!
    Sarah and Family

  4. Hi! I loved your story about chasing down people with golf clubs. Unfortunately I don't play any sports that have equipment that can double as weapons so I don't have the opportunity to really scare those annoying people away. Thanks for the comment!

  5. David...blue as back ground is hard to read..many of the colours you use e.g. red make reading difficult. Recently I have to use all larger fonts... I also avoid black (which is a popular colour with many younger bloggers..)cheers.

    Had dinner with Regina and Patrick Panai and Joan etc last night....good time..and several photos for you ...coming up soon.

  6. Chang Yi,
    Thank you for the feed back. I have changed the background and colours now.


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