17 July, 2011

Christian joke

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

(contributed by Paul)

1 comment:

  1. sheiladot.blogspot.comWed Jul 20, 05:33:00 pm 2011

    David I followed your advice and got my blog started again. Thank you. I love your nuns. Didn't suffer at Catholic school but 13 years of it does make you look at life in a wry way. I'm going to look at some of your other blogs. My husband has one - smith-stories.blogspot.com which he has just started. And our daughter heliroche.blogspot.com is doing stuff for mums with kids.


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