20 April, 2008

Grounds for divorce

Subject: 'Polish Remover'

A Polish man moved to the USA and married a white American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: 'Polish Remover'.

(contributed by Chang Yi)


  1. Ok this was really funny. lol!!! language barriers won't you say? Nice blog!

  2. Thanks for dropping by. This is my main blog. I have 33 smaller blogs along the left margin!

  3. sheiladot.blogspot.comWed Jul 20, 07:44:00 pm 2011

    This one definitely goes to Taiwan and Vancouver on a share ....


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